05
dear Santa
it’s that time of year again..you know, where I pretend that I’ve been good all year and ask you for the world and a half..
anyways, this year I’m greedier and a whole lot more ruthless (thanks to jac vanek I have a
bracelet to prove it).
so shall we start? I say yes!!
1) a better future for music:
my tree friend and I keep
reading (more like she tells me)
that all of these great bands are
breaking up, or ‘taking a break’
wtcuss! really?? are all of my
favorite bands really gonna
leave me to brave the new year
and new city ALL by myself???
and the worst part is, it’s like the music biz hired THE best
assassin to break the news to
me slowly and one by one. I’m
seriously slowly dying in Seattle.
I’ll drink to a better new year in
music on jan 31. thank you in
advanced for turning me into a
drunk music!!
2) more michael cera movies:
I love michael!! he’s adorable
and he’s such a great actor!!
and sometimes I like to stare at
his eyebrows cos at times, it
looks like he has none.
regardless..I am praying to Oli’s
hair that there will be an
Arrested Development movie by
the end of 2010! either way, I
wanna see more cera. fuck
team Edward and team Jacob.
it’s team Cera ftw!!
3) DVD sales:
I know you know that I love
DVD sales! I go to blockbuster
almost religously and check out
the 4 for $20 sales, and you
know it! buuuuuut, if you’re
feelin genorous, you could make
better sales.. just like victoria
secrects likes to throw the 7 for
$25 underwear sale every now
and then, you could make that a
7 for $25 DVD sale. I think the
unemployed would love it! even
the employed!! stretching a
dollar is all the rage these days,
make it happen!
4) a better memory:
I keep forgetting everything! I forget where I park my car, to
switch my alarm to on, what I
wore earlier today, I always
forget to go to the bathroom! I
even forgot to change the time
in my car and seriously thought
it was 5pm when in reality it was
2pm and not as dark as 5 out. I
feel like an old lady. my mother
has better memory than me!
senior citizens have better
memory than me! how am I
supposed to go to school with a
bad memory? will you explain
to my mom that I have ADD and
that ADD and bad memory
equals disaster?? I don’t have
the heart to break it to her.
5) more game shows!!:
I’ve turned into a 63 year old
lady that likes to watch Who
Wants to be a Millionaire, Are
You Smarter Than a 5th Grader
(which I am :]), Wheel of
Fortune, and Jeopardy every
night! and I love it!! we need
more game shows on the air!
and I don’t mean Flavor of Love,
and those gross, degrading
shows. I mean real quality,
family shows!! I personally could
watch those shows all day!
6) can the CW make up it’s mind?:
I mean seriously, you decide to
play a new episode, then you
say no new episodes for 3
weeks.. so you mean I have to
back track and watch 3 old episodes, then you expect me to remember what happened and
watch a brand new episode?!
you’ve lost your mind!! as I
mentioned before, I have a
horrible memory, and these
breaks in between my shows
are killin me! I don’t have the
patience for all of this waiting. I
watch these shows for a reason..don’t make me resort to
downloading instead if giving
you ratings.
7) some hair:
I am sick of having short hair and watching tv shows and
movies where everyone has
long hair! even the boys!! (yes,
I’m talkin about you, Jacob) I’ve
tried so hard to grow out my
hair and be nice when people
fuck it up. but for some reason,
someone thinks it’s funny to
watch people fuck my hair even
more!! is there such a thing
called talent? I really feel like it
died with the music scene. I just
want to grow my hair and be
able to go into a salon and get a
trim, not half of my hair
chopped off.
8) a memory foam mattress:
I would like to know what it feels like to jump in space and wake up with my juice still in it’s cup next to me. (jk, I don’t sleep with juice in my bed)
9) a mini pincher:
I want one soooo bad! sue
needs a little sister! I’d name her
bandit and give her a
hankerchief and a water gun. I’d
teacher her to stand on her
hind legs and push people and
how to steal things from around
the house! shed be like a
skinny black and tan raccoon!
HOW CUTE!
10) no more hot gay guys:
it is extremely heartbreaking to see a gorgeous guy and completely fall in love and then find out he’s gay. it’s like all the hot guys have to be gay. is this another way for males to prove to women they’re better? that only men are allowed to have beautiful men?! I’ll trade you jared leto for some hot straight guys :)
11) no more remakes:
I’m so sick of seeing great movies being remade to horrible remakes. it’s like spitting in everyones faces. let’s just get some good ideas and take the time to make them into great movies. no need to support a loser for reamking something that was already perfect.
12) a range rover:
I’m in a city that like to ice over a lot and sadly, I don’t think B2 (my corolla) is gonna get me through those tough times. I need a quality car that I can feel powerful in!! it would be a great confidence booster on the road!!
13) a ton of ca$h:
I need loads of money to keep my superficial, materialistic, greedy, side of me satisfied. I love buying shoes, purses, DVDs, chips, gum, coffee, nail polish, bracelet making kits, and a whole lot of other cuss that I don’t need. anyways, I like being greedy, just supply my habbit.
since I forgot what number I’m on, I’ll just end things here. Lordt knows I can go on for days with what I want. but just remember Santa, if you deny me these gifts..I’ll have to expose your secrets to the whole universe!! that’s right, I know what you do during the off season.
well, in the words of Spock (
gotta catch ‘em all!! POKEMON!
I love this show!! it’s so funny and cute. what a great blast from the past :D
goodbye 757, hello 206
December 14th baybayy! I can’t wait until I move. better shopping, better shows, more opportunities, my mom, new car!! ohh the endless perks to moving. it’s gonna be sad leaving Virginia beach, but I think I’ll live. I’m gonna have to bust my arse if I wanna come back and visit. my last holiday here will be thanksgiving. what a great last holiday! I hope it’s a warm one this year. I sure am gonna miss my nephew, but thank goodness for my little bubby, sue
